I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
