I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
