The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
