When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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