How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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