I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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