i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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