Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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