five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
As shirtless as possible
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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