i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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