Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf