I feel great
I just peed on a car
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.