I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.