absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
i think im in europe. pls send help