I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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Are we still banned from the library?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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