i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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