She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she woke up with a sticky ear
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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