so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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