my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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