I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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