I think im going to throw up on grandma
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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