So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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