a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
"it" just moved
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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