I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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