Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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