sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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