Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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