I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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