Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
It's official drugs can't kill me
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
