everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
17 year olds will be the death of me.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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