I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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