We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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