I love black thongs
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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