I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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