god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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