I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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