found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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