a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
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