What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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