She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
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