I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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