thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
You had me at "let me see your balls"
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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