he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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