The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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