why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
