I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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