brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
then he tried to convert me to islam
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there