were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!