She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."