Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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