If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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