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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

My brain says no but my pants say off.

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(240): View more from Maryland

And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.

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(716): View more from New York

dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex

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(773): View more from Illinois

I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.

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Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.

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(205): View more from Alabama

$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer

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(860): View more from Connecticut

You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?

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