I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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