I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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