Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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