Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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