I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Hello my rib-scented angel!
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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