he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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