If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
