I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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