Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Randomize