Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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