you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
