im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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