But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Welp...herpes.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
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